Yes, it's that most special time of year --
Time for the MFING AIRING OF GRIEVANCES!!
1. You know who made War on Christmas?
George Washington, that's who. So for crying out loud,
Garrison Keillor, get a MFing grip. I don't want to hate you, but it may be too late.
Come back when you're campaigning to put the Eostre back in Easter.
2. Dear British writer: If John Sheppard is still an American in your story, he does not wear trainers.
3. Dear author: Commas won't bite, really! You will find them very useful for this thing we call "punctuation".
4. Why is the sga-santa fest full of Sheppard/this and Sheppard/that, but the only stories where Rodney gets any action it's with Sheppard? Maybe there's one where he actually has sex with Jennifer, but that's it.
5. Sheppard/this and Sheppard/that I can deal with, but Sheppard/Mitchell hurts my *soul*.
6. What
thdancingferret has been going through.
7. What
perclexed has been going through.
8. The fact that I have no money to give either of them.
9. Stories with arbitrary MPreg. If you're going to make the SGA characters into
snails, *say* so. It wouldn't be the weirdest story in the fandom, after all.
10. The military-industrial-congressional complex. I especially resent being told to respect and honor people in the military for their service -- it's like being forced to tip the prison guards.
11. Everyone in the US who voted for Bush in 2004. Unless you repented, I think you are someone who sides with torturers.
12. Everyone who thinks it's reasonable to spend more than $100 million on a movie and not have a good script.
13. grumble grumble snarl crankety crank crank. hiss.
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